THE PITCH
the game everyone plays in their head during a long meeting
You are an employee on your final month, and nobody expects anything from you any more. So you stay in your chair, drag your arm back over the desk like a rubber band, let go, and redecorate the office with staplers, coffee mugs, desk phones and eventually a Giant Printer that lands and rolls through the whole ground row like a bowling ball.
Your colleagues never turn around. They are working, and that is the joke. Instead of fighting back they send you your work: emails, CC storms, calendar invites that park themselves over your view, and fat review files you can throw right back at the sender.
The game was made by one person, who would rather the game be the story: “Everyone has sat in a meeting and quietly measured the distance between the stapler and the window. This is that, with sixteen floors and a leaderboard.” — the developer