1 Month Notice

THE JOB

thirty days, sixteen floors, one elastic arm

You are an employee on your final month, and nobody expects anything from you any more. So you stay in your chair, drag your arm back over the desk like a rubber band, let go, and redecorate the office with staplers, coffee mugs, desk phones and eventually a Giant Printer that lands and rolls through the whole ground row like a bowling ball.

Your colleagues never turn around. They are working, and that is the joke. Instead of fighting back they send you your work: emails, CC storms, calendar invites that park themselves over your view, and fat review files you can throw right back at the sender.

THE FLOORS

no two are shaped the same

Floor 1, Management: the player seated at his desk on the left, the manager's office on the right — Floor 1. Just him, at a distance.

A stapler in flight across the office floor — Angle is aim, distance is power, and there is no trajectory line.

The lift panel showing sixteen numbered floors — Sixteen floors, and the top one is your performance review.

The supply closet screen, showing ammo to buy and arm upgrades — Chaos Points buy what no floor ever issues you.

The title screen at night over the city skyline — Drag the arm back. Let go. No consequences.

HOW IT PLAYS

one thumb, landscape, phone or iPad

THE ARM

Drag anywhere and the arm stretches from his shoulder over the desk. The throw goes opposite the pull. Release and the recoil shoves the chair.

THE HEAVE

Hold at full stretch for 0.6s and the arm winds twice and sparks. That adds 20% launch speed, and the sound it makes is worth it alone.

THE INBOX

Keep unread under five. Hit five and the calendar wins: two seconds in a meeting with your aiming arm locked. Shoot two emails down to clear one.

THE ROLL

Land something heavy on the floor with enough speed and it stops bouncing and starts rolling, ploughing through the entire ground row.

THE SUPPLY CLOSET

anything you do not fire stays in the closet

SUPPLY	★	WHAT IT DOES
Paper Airplane	★ 8	Glides flat and almost forever. Reaches the far corner.
Rubber Band Ball	★ 14	Ricochets off everything. Made for glass.
Staple Gun	★ 26	Fires three staples in one throw.
Water Bottle	★ 30	Bursts into a slick wherever it lands: a portable pile-up.
Fire Extinguisher	★ 55	A CO2 cloud that jams every inbox in range for five seconds.
Office Chair	★ 70	It has wheels. It lands and never stops rolling.

SUPPORT

one person made this, and that person answers the mail

Stuck, or something broke?

Write to onemonthnoticegame@hotmail.com and say which floor and which device. Replies usually land within a couple of days.

Purchases restored: the three supply bundles are one-time purchases tied to your Apple Account. Reinstalling the game and opening the supply closet restores them.

Saves: progress lives on the device only. Deleting the app deletes the run, and there is no way to bring it back.

PRIVACY

the short version is the whole version

Nothing is collected.

1 Month Notice has no server, no accounts, no analytics and no advertising. It makes no network calls at all. There is nothing to opt out of because there is nothing switched on.

Your progress, your Chaos Points and what you bought in the supply closet are stored on your own device. None of it is transmitted anywhere, and the developer never sees it.

The three in-app purchases are handled entirely by Apple. Payment goes to Apple, not to this app, and the app never receives your name, your email or any payment detail. Apple's own privacy policy covers that transaction.

Children: the game collects nothing from anyone, of any age.

If you email support, that email is used to answer you and nothing else.

Questions: onemonthnoticegame@hotmail.com